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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 18:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

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They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

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No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How are retailers finding success in offering "pre-tariff" sales promotions?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

share office space ...

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

How can a native English speaker say "it was nice talking to you" in French without using that exact phrase?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.