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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 18:04

No way
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.